In My Life as a Torpedo Test Target by Bill Myers, Wally McDoogle is so close to an underwater treasure with millions of dollars in gold, the only thing that stands in his way are sea monsters, hostile pirates, a ghost ship, and of course, his own world-famous klutziness. Just as Wally goes for the gold, he finds himself on a wild ride atop a misguided torpedo and realizes the true cost of greed.
