In My Life as a Human Hockey Puck by Bill Myers, Wally McDoogle, klutz-extraordinaire, has stumbled his way into sports stardom. But only Wally could end up playing hockey goalie against the monstrous Mad Dog Miller while being trapped in a chicken suit. Before his misadventures end, Wally finally learns the real dangers of jealousy and envy and the true value of aspirin. Recommended for ages 12 years and older.
