'Don't ever use any words you learned in seminary.' 'Don't hang out with too many ministers. This will undoubtedly mess you up.' 'Beware of angstide.' Blending humor with practical wisdom, Pastor Schuermann, a United Methodist minister, offers snippets of advice on everything from church-growth seminars to conflicts in the congregation for pastors and pastors-in-training. 130 pages, 4.25' x 6' softcover from Geneva.