Spit and Polish for Husbands gives a man practical guidelines how to keep his sheen, how to show his wife the respect, the admiration, and the love that drew her to him in the first place. Using the theme of knights and their gallantry, this book will cut with a humorous edge to bring chivalry into modern times. It will explain how a knight can deal with the amazingly complex intricacies of the feminine gender, how to live with her in honor, and how to have a great time along the way.